My toddler hates it if I....
- Sleep.
- Take a shower, cue screaming and trying to break down the door, or instead he decides to wash his toys with the door partially open soaking everything.
- Put him in the car.
- Take him out of the car.
- Give him cereal for breakfast
- Give him anything but cereal for breakfast, in the same day.
- Read him "Owl Babies" less than three times in one evening.
- Attempt to use my own phone.
- Put my shoes on.
- Desperately have a cup of tea.
- Speak to my other child.
- Tell him "no" if he puts his finger near something hot
- Speak to any other adult for longer than ten seconds.
- Sit down.
- Attempt to make any sort of phonecall.
- Won't take him to Thomasland every day.
- Won't let him wear his too small shoes.
- Don't let him drive my car.
- Steer him away from vicious dogs.
- Attempt to go to work so I can earn money so we can eat and stuff.
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The poor child, not even allowed four ice creams and a theme park a day. We even stop him from hurling his ice cream on the floor, shame on us. |
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